Monday, January 12, 2009

sex and inconsiderate humping

baby suddenly wanted to go to genting last night
so genting it was.
left kl at about 1am for a long drive up to genting
it was supposed to be just a drive up for coffee and cold 'fresh' air
but he was tired so we checked into a room at 4am
had a couple shots of vodka with coke and went to bed
despite having alcohol in my body
i had difficulty falling asleep
and after tossing and turning around i finally fell asleep
i was awaken before the sun was up
heard a constant rhythmic sound
which was so mechanical and steady that i thought was some kind of machine =.=''
it went on for goddamn long and when i peeked at the time
it was 7am
diu. laid wide awake waiting for the sound to stop.
the sound was steady for about half an hour
occasionally stopping for a minute or two
and then the sound got faster and louder.
and a sudden realization hit me
it was the sound of the bed
squeaking and banging against the wall
goddamnit!!!
the hotel guests in the opposite room were having sex
damn diu.
it was really inconsiderate of them
to have sex in the morning when most people are still asleep and grumpy
and make so fucking much noise.
i know it's not their fault that the bed was not made for humping
but i was positive that the guy was doing all the work
i know because i heard very clearly
the girl could at least get on top which would clearly make less noise with the bed =.=''
i got so frustrated at one point and opened the room door
stood outside their room door and nearly knocked to tell them to get over with it
they are not the only people who want to enjoy their stay
of course they are entitled to do anything they please
but it is really inconsiderate of them to hump that way and wake the neighbors
i swore that if i heard sex sounds from them
i would knock on their door
glare at them and tell them off
then go down to the reception and complain
luckily i did not hear any
baby woke up and told me not to disturb them
eventually they stopped
so i fell back into sleep around 8
but i was awoken at 10am by the same humping sound of the bed
goddamnit!!
arent they tired?
holidays should be relaxing and not made for hardcore pumping
damn those freaks. they were at it for another 1hour
if baby didnt hold me back
i would seriously knock on their door and scream the shit out of them
am so annoyed that people are so inconsiderate
cant they at least do something about the bed before they get at 'it'?
couldnt they at least switch to a more quiet position rather than the goddamn military?

am so darn frustrated with them
because of people like them,
fucking horny and inconsiderate
they disrupted our sleep and spoilt our stay
i couldnt sleep after that
showered, checked out and we went for breakfast
drove down at about noon
tagged along while he met a customer and did some work stuff
then went for a bit of shopping at the curve
i was so freggin tired due to the lack of sleep
and the disturbing sound ringing in my head
goodnite for now


and if any of you are planning to have sex in a hotel room
PLEASE at least make sure the bed doesnt make loud noises when you do on it
fix it or get down on the floor or the toilets
if not please change to a subtle and gentle position
you might just break the goddamn bed and break a bone
even if neighbors did not knock on your door to break your bone
and NOT be loud till the neighbors can hear
especially not at ungodly hours when people are sleeping
it aint sexy and it aint arousing
it is plain annoying and inconsiderate.

6 comments:

雨银 said...

haha..
I cant stop laughing..
It's d most funniest story i heard among d hotel stories..which d common 1 shud b ghost stories..haha..haha..really zha dao..
I hope tat u can get a better slp nw ya..ha..

Ciara said...

haha funny...
anyway dearie you're tagged!
haha

cs said...

really funny....hen hao xiao....
beh tahan ..nw read ur blog in kuliah...
almost laugh out...

LuVeRGaL said...

funny?
=.=''

choco said...

miss you babe. chill la, i know it's so damn annoying.

weisoon said...

BIG BIG SWEAT.